But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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