I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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