i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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