She's JV to your varsity
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
