I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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