and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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