I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
