handjob tips. give me some.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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