Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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