im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
