You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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