Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
should my penis look like a turkey
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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