My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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