so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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