Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
mondays should just be called national damage control day
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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