Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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