Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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