i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I would fuck him just for his dog
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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