In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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