I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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