I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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