Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
