Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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