why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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