ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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