so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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