So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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