'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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