honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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