Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
