i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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