the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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