Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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