Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
