I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
