I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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