Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
please don't ironically join a cult
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