Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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