Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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