I'm laying in your front yard are you home
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
How does one acquire holy water?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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