Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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