check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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