her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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