11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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