Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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