i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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