I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I think my nap took me to another dimension
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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