I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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