You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
im holly from the hills drunk
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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