were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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