Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I have fence marks all over my body
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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