the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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