make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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