yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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