making cat noises will not fix the situation.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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